Welcome to Hell World

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We’ve already established that now we’re just haggling over the price

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I hate what they’ve done to almost everyone in my family

Progress is made one funeral at a time

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I hate what they’ve done to almost everyone in my family

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He stayed there for a few hours dead on the Target floor

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He stayed there for a few hours dead on the Target floor

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They couldn't report it to the police because it was the police

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They couldn't report it to the police because it was the police

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When I died they washed me out of the turret with a hose

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Extending the area of freedom

To be caught happy in a world of misery was for an honest man the most despicable of crimes

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Extending the area of freedom

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It's about punishing them for being poor

It is really expensive being poor

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Decedent was inside the trench when the earth collapsed

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Decedent was inside the trench when the earth collapsed

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They say if we’re fatter we can accept more pollutants

The river smelled like licorice

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It’s my final hour stuff in that bag and that is my right

I’m not taking it out for anybody

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So that nothing is wasted in nature

Every day I think about untwisting and untangling these strings I'm in

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Consider the universal cannibalism of the sea

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It's going to be a long recovery

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It's going to be a long recovery

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Charging people to get their own money

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Charging people to get their own money

It's back baby!

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We pretend we don’t see each other

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That is so much worse than you were probably already imagining right?

What is that hamburger? How does a hamburger look like a… flattened zucchini slice?

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That is so much worse than you were probably already imagining right?

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The greatest man who ever lived died via the death penalty for you and me